TRUMPED UP!

Stock markets diving again today (4 April) in the wake of tariffs; full effect to be passed mostly to taxpayers — negating tax cut, if any. 

… Orders the Wrestling Queen now head of DoE to kill it. Make sure kids can't read or count.

… The Don suspends due process as Little Marco (D’s nickname for him back in the day) cancels visas. … Also featured in the Revenge Tour: “first, let's kill all the lawyers”,* law firms, judges, the rule of law and the Constitution.

Pardons the guilty and punishes or jails truly hapless individuals for enjoying or assuming  the protection of the First Amendment whether we agree with, or detest, their opinions. … Blames Biden for Signalgate and as too senile to grant pardons, a low blow even for the Don. Raises the third term (“I’m not kidding”) to divert his many FuPS. 

… President Musk running out of time as a “special employee” and will leave government (we trusk, oops, trust) soon. … Back to one president at a time for a time.   … Still, Herr M.’s bad DoGies still peeing everywhere.  … If J- no-space-D Vance wins in ’28, he best hire a food taster.  … DJT is still hobbling the arts, science and the humanities. Will Liberace return with the bo-bashed chandelier to play the Kennedy Center as DJT anoints himself chairman? … Attacking NATO, Putin and the poor for being poor.  …He does kissy face with dictators, tilts the tables to totalitarianism, orders Bondi to put the needle in Mangione -- trial is waste of money.  … Kill Affordable Care Act!

*Dick The Butcher, Act IV, Scene II, Henry VI, Part II. Cartoon by Nick Anderson