EMERGENCY!

Can the Epstein files take Trump down?

Probably not. But not totally impossible, either. Will the House & Senate actually pass a bill ordering a release of the Epstein files? Will they send a bill to Trump? Will he sign it? Anyone half awake knows he will deny he ever said he would. Equally likely, would he not insist on redactions? Or veto it.

A.G. (AttaGirl!) -- Pam Bondi -- could have released the EFs on her own months ago, even after claiming there was nothing more there. It boggles the mind. So now Trump has told her to go after Democrats. Shocking! Who, for a moment, believes that Dems do that sort of thing?

Hm. My bet is there is something there. If not, why did it take him this long to cave? The good news is the rebellion within the Republicans, especially the women. To have agreed with Trump-labelled “wacky” Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on anything? Or is it my meds?

The extent of Donald’s palsy-walsy with Jeffrey is still unclear. Maybe they were  canoodling with the same spa attendants until they we weren’t and the Ep was kicked out of Mar-a-Lago for allegedly stealing staff. What, exactly are the duties of a teenage-girl-spa-attendant beyond turning on the hot and cold water (in the men’s locker room)?

Why, with inflation, affordability, tariffs, blowing up boats on the high seas, threatening to invade Venezuela and Mexico, masked ICE-icles snatching people off the streets, and Trump’s dump on the “lunatic-left” incoming NYC mayor, are we worrying about the prurient interest in the details of those pesky files? Why are we?

Let me think.